zeldathemes

please tell me when i do/say something offensive bc I’m literally so dumb

 #a text post by yours truly 

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

 #IM CACKLING  #text 

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

 #OH SHITTTTTTT  #text 

hunternins:

90% of “mental health awareness” posts on tumblr are actually “depression and generalized anxiety disorder awareness” posts and actually do nothing to further awareness of mood disorders like bipolar / manic depressive disorder, personality disorders, and god fucking forbid any sort of awareness for anything with even psychotic features, let alone psychosis or delusional disorders

 #negative --  #TBH 

mysoulisinorbit:

jemmasimmns:

please don’t make people with depression feel guilty for their lack of interest in things or their inability to motivate themselves please and thank you goodbye 

on that note, please don’t make people with anxiety feel guilty about their inability to do tasks you deem simple and literally call them children and tell them to grow up because of it

 #negative -- 
1funn:

granny no

1funn:

granny no

 #gravity falls  #ohh ym fuckinggggggg 

doktorvondoom:

do you ever look at someone’s art and go “i need to step up my fucking game i’m embarrassing”

 #cries 
 #fashion  #love 
You are the embodiment of the "fuck me scalene triangle" meme. Please drink some water

Anonymous

riveille:

IM ADDINF THIS TO MY TESTIMONIALS OH MYFUVKING GODDD

 #im still laughing h9oly shiot 
 #loz  #jijo 
me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

 #negative -- 
ac3df:

ericrileyy:


Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

This always makes me happy.

THE FACE, THE FACE AHAHAHA

ac3df:

ericrileyy:

Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

This always makes me happy.

THE FACE, THE FACE AHAHAHA

 #patd  #OOHH MMMY GODD 
You are the embodiment of the "fuck me scalene triangle" meme. Please drink some water

Anonymous

IM ADDINF THIS TO MY TESTIMONIALS OH MYFUVKING GODDD