please tell me when i do/say something offensive bc I’m literally so dumb
y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:
well playtime is over you’re all grounded
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
90% of “mental health awareness” posts on tumblr are actually “depression and generalized anxiety disorder awareness” posts and actually do nothing to further awareness of mood disorders like bipolar / manic depressive disorder, personality disorders, and god fucking forbid any sort of awareness for anything with even psychotic features, let alone psychosis or delusional disorders
please don’t make people with depression feel guilty for their lack of interest in things or their inability to motivate themselves please and thank you goodbye
on that note, please don’t make people with anxiety feel guilty about their inability to do tasks you deem simple and literally call them children and tell them to grow up because of it
do you ever look at someone’s art and go “i need to step up my fucking game i’m embarrassing”
IM ADDINF THIS TO MY TESTIMONIALS OH MYFUVKING GODDD
for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment
Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.
This always makes me happy.
THE FACE, THE FACE AHAHAHA